OK, so the Big Leaf is out of the question.Shaquille O’Neal recently teamed up with wilderness expert Bear Grylls, and the retired NBA legend wasn’t exactly thrilled to get covered up to his head in leaves (which are waterproof and warm).The Diesel cozied up to the idea eventually, though his skill set lends itself more to hunting than hiding.”I want no one, or nothing, to see me,” O’Neal whispered. “Not a coyote, not a moose, not a bear, not even another leaf.”There’s a good chance those animals don’t want to run into him, either.[Running Wild with Bear Grylls]